‘Normal’ Joe the Plumber doesn’t let gays anywhere near kids

He “let them know” a while ago where he stands on the parenting issue: do I let the “strange and unusual” people “anywhere near my children”? News for you, you dumb SOB–it’s this sort of animal paranoia that’s “strange and unusual.”

The word “queer,” Wurzelbacher noted, “means strange and unusual.”

Christianity Today: In the last month, same-sex marriage has become legal in Iowa and Vermont. What do you think about same-sex marriage at a state level?

Wurzelbacher: At a state level, it’s up to them. I don’t want it to be a federal thing. I personally still think it’s wrong. People don’t understand the dictionary–it’s called queer. Queer means strange and unusual. It’s not like a slur, like you would call a white person a honky or something like that. You know, God is pretty explicit in what we’re supposed to do–what man and woman are for. Now, at the same time, we’re supposed to love everybody and accept people, and preach against the sins. I’ve had some friends that are actually homosexual. And, I mean, they know where I stand, and they know that I wouldn’t have them anywhere near my children. But at the same time, they’re people, and they’re going to do their thing.

This guy holds no accomplishments, no talents, and no smarts. And he doesn’t even like politics. He ended up on TV for badgering the opposition candidate with totally bungled tax questions. But the McCain campaign made him famous anyway, and Joe paid them back by stabbing McCain in the back. So what’s next for Joe?

In the vein of George W. Bush and Michael Steele, Joe the Plumber also indicated that he wouldn’t run for public office until the Lord had given him a cue. “God hasn’t said, ‘Joe, I want you to run.’ I feel more important to just encourage people to get involved, one way or another. If I can inspire some leaders, that would be great.” Joe added: “I don’t know if I want to be a leader.”

He’s running for office. This is exactly how ‘non-political, outsider’ [read: ‘heroic’] Republicans do it, right out of the book. See ‘Duke’ Cunningham, Sonny Bono.


2 thoughts ‘Normal’ Joe the Plumber doesn’t let gays anywhere near kids

  1. avatar Axel Rod says:

    Why is the media still giving this retard any attention? I rather listen to Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s crap over his any day. He speaks for no one but himself. I am so tired of people picking and choosing what they want from the bible.

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