Nobody knows why conservatives suffer comedy autism…

Today’s victim, cartoonist Gary McCoy.

Gary doesn’t understand complicated things, like ‘numbers.’ A trillion is probably much the same as any other -illion figure. If the city of Los Angeles had spent nearly the equivalent of the U.S. GDP on a party, it would be a scandal. But if they only spent a millionth of that, that’s another thing. And using fly-ridden African kids to make your point is really classy.

Yup, this exchange really needed to be drawn. Gary drives it home with his animation.

I get it–Hilton is gay. Awesome.

‘Referenced himself’? This is how Russians talk? Sounds more like a dumb American. Russia, incidentally, is a presidential republic, not a socialist country. And this is the Ruble: