Lindsay Lohan: “You know damn well I’m that milkaholic toddler tramp so you owe me 100 million dollars”

Lindsay Lohan, a person famous for doing absolutely nothing other than club-hopping faux-bisexuals and mountains of coke, feels like she’s been used. Punchline.

Okay: Lindsay Lohan, a young woman famous for baring her genitalia, doesn’t appreciate the unwelcome exposure that a new . . advertisement . . aaaaannnnnd CUT.

Take 3: Lindsay Lohan Is Grandiose And Greedy.


Lindsay Lohan wants $100M over E-Trade ad

Lindsay Lohan is suing the financial company E-Trade, insisting that a boyfriend-stealing, “milkaholic” baby in its latest commercial — who happens to be named Lindsay — was modeled after her. And she wants $100 million for her pain and suffering, The Post has learned.

The actress filed a lawsuit yesterday in Nassau County Supreme Court over the commercial that debuted during the Super Bowl this year.

The ad — part of a series starring babies who play the stock market — features a boy apologizing to his girlfriend via video chat for not calling her the night before.

“And that milkaholic Lindsay wasn’t over?” the baby girl asks him suspiciously.

“Lindsay?” the boy replies, just before a baby girl sticks her head into the frame and slurs, “Milk-a-what?”

Lohan’s lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, said the actress has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna . .

“They used the name Lindsay,” Ovadia said. “They’re using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn’t they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message.”


Not any more, congratulations. Lindsay officially sees herself as a drunken tramp.

And didja ever think maybe Madonna and Oprah have that ‘single name recognition’ because they don’t share their weirdo names with anyone else? Cher, anyone? Elvis, hello? Englebert?

If she pulls this off, watch every celebrity in the universe tear the Big Book of Baby Names into a million proprietary pieces. Watch Michael Jordan and Michael J. Fox battle the estates of Michael Crichton and Michael Jackson for Total Mike Supremacy. Watch Dick Van Dyke sue Dick Cheney for defamation. Watch Dwyane Wade have nothing to do.

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