I like this one:
Thank you, Bill Clinton: cancers of head and neck spike due to oral sex
By Bryan Fischer
According to a story in Reuters, the number HPV-induced head and neck cancers spread by oral sex is rising sharply, particularly in what is supposed to be the enlightened West. And it is particularly prominent among the young and employed.
The cancer is called oropharyngeal squamous cell carcinoma (OSCC), and it is as ugly as it sounds.
President Bill Clinton, in his sordid affair with Monica Lewinsky, convinced an entire generation that oral sex wasn’t really sex. Now the bill has come due, as the human papillomavirus (HPV) is wreaking havoc on the sexual health of a staggering total of 640,000 new human beings every year.
Bill waited until he was President to invent the the blow job.