ELYRIA, Ohio – A highly intoxicated man who was arrested over the weekend for allegedly attempting to break into a Lorain County drug store claimed he was a blood-sucking vampire while threatening authorities, Fox 8 News reports.
After questioning [Andrew] Whiteman, who was muddy and completely soaked, deputies placed him under arrest for attempted breaking and entering. As they were transporting the suspect to the Lorain County Jail, Whiteman became verbally combative, threatening to kill one of the deputies and the deputy’s family, including his children.
I’monna EAT yoo. (hic) OW.
D’yoo . . . (hic) . . d’yoo have any children?
OOOOOOOOokay I’monna eat them too. (hic)
And I’ma hunnert ninety three years old. (hic) OW.
And I’monna suck I can totally smell your blood.
HAY. YOO. I’monna eat your KIDNEY. HA HA. (hic)
SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR KIDNEY (hic) ow cuz it’s gone . .
OH MAN I’Z ONLY KIDDING, c’mon man, aww. (hic)
THAS’ IT. I’monna eat your LIVERS. How yoo guys gon’ be cops (hic) OW without your livers? AWWWWWWW C’MON LET ME OUTTA THIS THING . .
. . your honor, my client would like to sincerely apologize to the court and to Lorain County Sheriff’s Deputies for his unfortunate behavior subsequent to his unlawful arrest.