A semi-regular installment. It’s been a while since the last one, so this is an extra-large edition.

Why don’t Conservatives understand comedy? Why are metaphors and irony and the like an utterly foreign language? Why do they keep making attempts at it anyways? These are eternal mysteries. Gawk at the strangeness along with me. Starting with Gary McCoy:

Your 7th grader could do better! So what!

It’s why I voted for him.

They pay Gary to comment on politics. Well drawn. Brian Farrington, too:

Kill baby, kill.

Happy Earth Day! Damn liberals . .

. . and their stupid ideas.

Whose fault is it that gas prices are high? Yours.

If it had been the Bush administration, no one would have forced Goldman Sachs into hearings. Then there’s no hypocrisy, right?

When you’ve only got a few thousand nuke-tipped missiles left, you’re a wuss.

And when you won’t call in a nuclear airstrike on this guy, you’re a wuss.

Pedophile = gay. Glenn McCoy = oblivious.

Politicians and their spending. We will “pay pay” for that.

Politicians and their spending. Sheesh!

. . double . . triple . . quadru . . errr, hmm.

Liberals trying to save the planet. Hah, stupid. NO — stuck up. Yeah, that’s it.

A Bar Mitzvah is a rite of transition. 26 year-olds in grad school are losers. See?

If Lisa doesn’t stick that ‘Warning’ sign in there, how will anyone ever get it?

BP is helping Obama spend government money? Or BP’s money? A better President wouldn’t spend money on the disaster? Okay.

Steve Kelley, AKA ‘dorky’.

H00t!

Those losers are into chicks. Remarkable likenesses.

Women. And last, as usual, Wayne Stayskal. Posted without comment this time to allow to you wallow undisturbed in his craft. You have never been as bad at your job as Wayne is at his: