Jim Hoft, the “Gateway Pundit,” re-posts a BREAKING STORY coming by way of Dumbfuckistan: The Taliban are training monkeys to shoot AK-47s at American soldiers.
No not kidding. Hoft, as familiar with his ugly fans as a blogger could possibly be, baits their trap with a ‘Muslims are monkeys right?’ prompt. And the troglodytes had the sort of fun with it you’d expect:
Taliban Training Killer Monkeys to Shoot Americans
Posted by Jim Hoft on Friday, July 9, 2010, 3:48 PM
Yes I’m aware that that is not a monkey – it’s a chimpanzee. But Jim isn’t. More:
The Taliban is reportedly training monkeys to shoot American soldiers. Dallas Blog reported:
“‘The People’s Daily of China reports that, ‘reporters from the media agency spotted and took photos of a few ‘monkey soldiers’ holding AK-47 rifles and Bren light machine guns in the Waziristan tribal region near the border between Pakistan and Afghanistan. The report and photos have been widely spread by media agencies and Web sites across the world.'”
July 9th, 2010 | 4:12 pm
The Taliban have now decided to put the more intelligent of the two in charge of the war effort. We await word from our Primate-in-Chief. I could say soooo much more….
July 9th, 2010 | 4:37 pm
Looks like Obama. So the Taliban, Obama’s hommies, are training Obama to kill republicans. Figures, that was his plan since his birth. THat’s his destiny.
July 9th, 2010 | 4:54 pm
Those were not monkeys… That was a photo of the new black panther party.
Subadar Lal Kukhri
July 9th, 2010 | 6:30 pm
Monkeys are measurably more intelligent than mohammedans.
Actually, mohanmmedans are grandsons of monkeys and pigs.
July 9th, 2010 | 8:53 pm
Wait until ACORN finds out about this.
Earl Holt III
July 10th, 2010 | 5:58 am
I don’t know: In St. Louis and other large urban areas, monkeys kill each other every night over the last beer or some drug deal, or just because one looks at another in a funny manner.
I can’t say many do it for Allah, but they do it with abandon…
July 11th, 2010 | 9:18 am
They are already doing this in Philadelphia.
Of course, the New York Post has picked up on the ‘news’ and composed a likeness of one of the new recruits: