Did you really think they would stop calling Obama a monkey, or an ape?

Jim Hoft, the “Gateway Pundit,” re-posts a BREAKING STORY coming by way of Dumbfuckistan: The Taliban are training monkeys to shoot AK-47s at American soldiers.

No not kidding. Hoft, as familiar with his ugly fans as a blogger could possibly be, baits their trap with a ‘Muslims are monkeys right?’ prompt. And the troglodytes had the sort of fun with it you’d expect:

Taliban Training Killer Monkeys to Shoot Americans
Posted by Jim Hoft on Friday, July 9, 2010, 3:48 PM

Allahu Akbar!

chimp taliban

Yes I’m aware that that is not a monkey – it’s a chimpanzee. But Jim isn’t. More:

The Taliban is reportedly training monkeys to shoot American soldiers. Dallas Blog reported:

“‘The People’s Daily of China reports that, ‘reporters from the media agency spotted and took photos of a few ‘monkey soldiers’ holding AK-47 rifles and Bren light machine guns in the Waziristan tribal region near the border between Pakistan and Afghanistan. The report and photos have been widely spread by media agencies and Web sites across the world.'”

Comments:

templar knight
July 9th, 2010 | 4:12 pm

The Taliban have now decided to put the more intelligent of the two in charge of the war effort. We await word from our Primate-in-Chief. I could say soooo much more….

xxx
July 9th, 2010 | 4:37 pm

Looks like Obama. So the Taliban, Obama’s hommies, are training Obama to kill republicans. Figures, that was his plan since his birth. THat’s his destiny.

Richard Bagg
July 9th, 2010 | 4:54 pm

Those were not monkeys… That was a photo of the new black panther party.

Subadar Lal Kukhri
July 9th, 2010 | 6:30 pm

Monkeys are measurably more intelligent than mohammedans.

Actually, mohanmmedans are grandsons of monkeys and pigs.

Buffalobob
July 9th, 2010 | 8:53 pm

Wait until ACORN finds out about this.

Earl Holt III
July 10th, 2010 | 5:58 am

I don’t know: In St. Louis and other large urban areas, monkeys kill each other every night over the last beer or some drug deal, or just because one looks at another in a funny manner.

I can’t say many do it for Allah, but they do it with abandon…

oldguy
July 11th, 2010 | 9:18 am

They are already doing this in Philadelphia.

Of course, the New York Post has picked up on the ‘news’ and composed a likeness of one of the new recruits:

Taliban monkey

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6 thoughts Did you really think they would stop calling Obama a monkey, or an ape?

  1. avatar SA says:

    So you guys are ready to take your country back from the darkies?

    What then?

  2. avatar rmf says:

    Slight correction: Dumbfuckistan is here:



    dumfuckistan

  3. avatar toma says:

    Hey, I think I recognize that place, aka “where I don’t visit all my cousins.”

    And who’s that — SAm? Drinking the NAACP kool-aid? These people are not racists in the least, these tea-people are patriots. Who compare our black Presidents to black monkeys or black chimpanzees or black apes or black gorillas or black turds or whatever, but they are not racists. Because ‘racist’ is a bad word with a mystical and fuzzy meaning, and they will not stand for it. So go fuck yourself, you dirty liberal kike.

  4. avatar SA says:

    If my comment came off as accusatory of these fine Tea Party Patriots, I apologize profusely. I want to join them in taking back our country for real humans. I just want to hear the action plan after we pack both houses of congress with right-thinking flag-wavers.

    First we cut the capital gains tax, then we repeal Obamacare .. no wait, first we repeal Wall Street reform, then we repeal Obamacare ..

    Then what?

    Remember .. Thomas Jefferson famously said “The government big enough to give you all you want, is big enough to take everything you have.”*

    The founders went to war to prevent King George (that socialist fuck) from setting up a welfare state in the colonies.

    *I know this is true because a patriot emailed it to me, complete with an American flag background.

  5. avatar toma says:

    That’s right — King George wanted universal healthcare for his foreign subjects because he wanted to kill them all. Soooo, he set up a death panel at Lexington and Concord, but the Teabgger Minutemen invaded Normandy first and protested all the Communists to death. That’s why they wrote the Constitution with the spilled gunpowder of the fallen guns of the Fort Sumter armory, where James Brown freed the slaves.

    Oh, and if I had a dollar for every totally true Jefferson quote about the right to keep and bear machine guns, then I would have them. And they are all inscribed with Nicolas Cage’s Illuminati Lotto tips, but he’s just a crazy bad actor, with horrible luck.

  6. avatar toma says:

    And I hope that clears everything up for the rest of you . .

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