Some poor soul named Jade dared to call the Dr. Laura show with a complaint of racial stupidity: my white husband’s friends keep coming by and dropping ‘How do you black people like doin’ this?’ And ‘You black people like doin’ that.’

Genius Dr. Laura pegs Jade for hypersensitive. Jade, look, my bodyguard’s black, gee he’s a dear friend. I know that black guys say “nigger.” Is that racist? Nigger nigger nigger.

Jade thinks about it over commercial break. Y’know, I don’t like hearing you say “nigger,” Dr. Laura.

Dr. Laura: Jade, you loser, if you’re too sensitive to hear “nigger” coming from white people, you shouldn’t have married one of us:

Epic.