UPDATED: the revelations keep coming, see below . .
What else can you say of her?
Here are the O’Donnell issues, opinions and oddities:
1.) Viewing pornography is cheating on your spouse.
2.) Any fool who masturbates is ‘toying with his sexuality.’
3.) Radio interviewers who challenge her must be getting paid by the opposition. Conservative interviewers.
4.) She filed paperwork claiming that she made only 5,800 bucks last year. By contrast, Senator John Kerry from Massachusetts is worth a couple hundred million dollars. But wait: “I made more than $5,800,” O’Donnell told me in the September 2 interview, but said she did not have to and would not disclose how much. Oh, okay.
5.) She got demoted and fired from a $65,000 job and thought a whopping lawsuit in the amount of $6.9 million was justified.
6.) The incompetent, pro-right-wing lackey pollster Rasmussen is out to get her.
7.) It took 17 years and a few thousand for lingering university debts before she finally received her college degree, just a few days ago.
8.) Her tormentors are out hiding in her bushes and vandalizing her signs.
As for those liberal thugs lyng in wait so that they may leap upon her and seize her, perhaps imploring her to masturbate finally, this is what she said:
They’re following me. They follow me home at night. I make sure that I come back to the townhouse and then we have our team come out and check all the bushes and check all the cars to make sure that—they follow me.
That’s what’s disgusting, as you can see from the YouTube videos. They knock on the door at all hours of the night. They’re hiding in the bushes when I’m at candidate forums. In 2008 they broke into my home. They vandalized my home. They wrote nasty notes on my front door, on my front porch. They jeopardized my safety. They did the same thing to our campaign office. They broke into our campaign office. They vandalized our campaign office. They stole files. My campaign signs that had my picture—they put a spear in my mouth poked out my eyes, and cut out the part of my heart, and wrote nasty names all over those campaign signs.
This is an overwrought human being. And that’s why the overwrought Teabaggers have just put Christine O’Doodle ahead in the polling for that Delaware Senate seat . .
ADD: Then there’s this little tidbit, from the lawsuit filed on behalf of our pudding-skinned prude:
“On one occasion during her employment, a co-worker, Mr. Cain, in connection with Ms. O’Donnell’s efforts and work on the Gala, ordered or stated to Ms. O’Donnell to ‘strap it on,’ which was a crude and demeaning reference to an artificial male sexual organ used by some females in order to act like a male in sexual acts,” the complaint alleged. “To Ms. O’Donnell’s knowledge and belief, Mr. Cain was never disciplined or reprimanded for making this offensive statement.”