Sure, why not jump on the issue? All you silly people freaked out about the gays and the things they do, knock yourselves out. While everybody is pissed, throw the gays onto the airport screening bonfire.

Should Gay TSA Agents Be Barred from Giving ‘Same-gender Pat-downs’?
November 16th, 2010 | News Release, November 16, 2010
Contact: Peter LaBarbera: 630-717-7631

If it is not proper for male TSA agents to frisk female travelers, why would the TSA allow homosexual men to “pat down” male travelers, or lesbians to “pat down” women?

. . hey, who are these idiots?

Terrific. Carry on . .

CHICAGO – Americans For Truth About Homosexuality (AFTAH) today questioned the propriety of “same-gender” TSA (Transportation Security Administration) “pat-downs” – if the TSA agents doing the “patting down” are homosexual, lesbian or bisexual . .

“But what about homosexual TSA agents?” AFTAH President Peter LaBarbera responded. “Isn’t it just as inappropriate for a ‘gay’ male TSA agent to pat down male travelers as it is for a normal, heterosexual male TSA agent to pat down female travelers?

Wait — who wrote this crazy thing? Who’s paying any attention to Peter LaBarbera anyway? Who’s quoting him? Lemme see . . (shuffle shuffle) . . uh . . it’s some guy named Peter LaBarbera. Well, at least we’ve got that straight. Oh, heh . .

“The reality is, most traveling men would not want Barney Frank to pat them down at the airport security checkpoint,” LaBarbera said. “Neither would it be fair to assign Ellen DeGeneres to pat down female travelers.”

If Barney Frank were allowed to pat me down at an airport, he’d pull his penis out and ask me to put it in something. And seeing as how he’s a government agent, I’d have to do it. No thanks.