Prevalence of Alien Hand/Job Syndrome

Ghosts in your machine:

“Dr O’Connor said ‘Karen what are you doing? Your hand’s undressing you’. Until he said that I had no idea that my left hand was opening up the buttons of my shirt.

“So I start rebuttoning with the right hand and, as soon as I stopped, the left hand started unbuttoning them. So he put an emergency call through to one of the other doctors and said, ‘Mike you’ve got to get here right away, we’ve got a problem’.”

Karen had emerged from the operation with a left hand that was out of control.

“I’d light a cigarette, balance it on an ashtray, and then my left hand would reach forward and stub it out. It would take things out of my handbag and I wouldn’t realise so I would walk away. I lost a lot of things before I realised what was going on.”

Ghosts in your junk:

“The male escort hired by anti-gay activist George Alan Rekers has told the Miami New Times the Baptist minister is a homosexual who paid him to provide body rubs once a day in the nude, during their ten-day vacation in Europe. Rekers allegedly named his favorite maneuver the “long stroke” — a complicated caress “across his penis, thigh… and his anus over the butt cheeks,” as the escort puts it. ‘Rekers liked to be rubbed down there,’ he says.”

Lucien decided to come clean, after a friend explained to him, the extent of Rekers’ harmful anti-gay activities. “It’s a situation where he’s going against homosexuality when he is a homosexual,” Lucien says.

Golly what a nightmare.

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