‘Family values’ WI Sen. Randy Hopper dumps wife, residence, for 25 year-old in fancy Madison

He’s just yer regular, old, salt-of-the-Earth Wisconsinite. Bailing on his wife to go live with his 25 year-old hottie, with her posh right-wing lobbying job:

WI Repub lives outside district with mistress, says wife
By David Ferguson | Sunday, March 13th, 2011 | RawStory

Protesters who marched at the home of Wisconsin state senator Randy Hopper (R-Fond du Lac) were met with something of a surprise on Saturday. Mrs. Hopper appeared at the door and informed them that Sen. Hopper was no longer in residence at this address, but now lives in Madison, WI with his 25-year-old mistress.

Woah. They were just looking to recall the sonuvabitch for being a Walker-esque, union-busting jerk? And the wife dropped dime on Mr. Family Values? Excellent.

Blogging Blue reports that the conservative Republican’s much-younger new flame is currently employed as a lobbyist for right-wing advocacy group Persuasion Partners, Inc., but was previously a state senate staffer who worked on the Senate Economic Development Committee alongside Mr. Hopper. Her bio has been scrubbed from the Persuasion Partners’ website, but a screen-grab is available here.

Here’s Sen. Douche:

Could be his two kids there, probably is. Not really sure, though. His biography is suspiciously difficult to pin down. His life story (certainly his wife’s story) has gotten a recent scrubbing by staffers and friends.

“Citing recent threats during the budget repair bill battle, Republican Senator Randy Hopper says he will not participate in Saturday’s St. Patrick’s Day Parade in Fond du Lac,” reports WBAY TV. “In a written statement, Senator Hopper said, ‘I had looked forward to walking the parade route and sharing this celebration with my family, friends, neighbors, and constituents, but I, in no way, want to put the citizens of Fond du Lac in harm’s way.'”

Oh Lord no. Not Randy Hopper, no sir. He really cares about others. He wonders how they’re doing. Hey there, buddy — how you been?

Got a strabismus and a wicked case of dry eye, Senator!

And you — how you doing?

You know how I’m doing. Come on home.

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8 thoughts ‘Family values’ WI Sen. Randy Hopper dumps wife, residence, for 25 year-old in fancy Madison

  1. avatar bjkeefe says:

    Gotta love how there’s a palm tree in the background of that last picture.

  2. avatar Happy Hopper says:

    Take a look here to see if Val goes back home to Mom & Dad (******* * CASS):

    **** *. ********* AVE, Whitefish Bay, WI

  3. avatar patriotaxe says:

    I think I see the attraction. With apologies to the next Mrs. Hopper, she looks a little like Bristol Palin. And quite a few of the GOP guys seem to have some kind of Bristol fantasy going on.

    I feel dirty just typing that.

  4. avatar toma says:

    I feel a little dirty reading it. But, yeah, there’s a ‘girl-next-door’ quality there. For Randy, though, it’s closer to ‘neighbor’s-daughter-next-door,’ isn’t it? For a guy who’s married, rich, powerful, and an ass, we’re not surprised. We’ll see how cool he thinks that habit is when his daughter turns 19 and starts dating the 40 year old Daddy next door. Wisc-karma.

  5. avatar rmf says:

    “Blogging Blue also reports that Mrs. Hopper intends to sign the recall petition against her husband. The petition has already been signed by the family’s maid.”

    Hello subtext. I’m thinking the maid wasn’t into those damn denim bustiers.

    More subtext: Don’t fuck with Mrs. Hopper.

  6. avatar Hugh says:

    He really is a randy bed hopper. Support the recall!!!

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