In his movie set trailer, interrupted while performing oral sex on a woman other than Maria Shriver:
“Eating is not cheating.”
When introduced to a co-worker’s boyfriend:
“Is this guy the reason why you didn’t come up to my hotel room last night and suck my cock?”
To Esquire magazine:
“As much as when you see a blonde with great tits and a great ass, you say to yourself, ‘Hey, she must be stupid or must have nothing else to offer,’ which maybe is the case many times. But then again there is the one that is as smart as her breasts look, great as her face looks, beautiful as her whole body looks gorgeous, you know, so people are shocked.”
To U.S. News:
“My relationship to power and authority is that I’m all for it. People need somebody to watch over them. Ninety-five percent of the people in the world need to be told what to do and how to behave.”
On a Terminator III scene:
“I saw this toilet bowl. How many times do you get away with this — to take a woman, grab her upside down, and bury her face in a toilet bowl? I wanted to have something floating there … The thing is, you can do it, because in the end, I didn’t do it to a woman — she’s a machine! We could get away with it without being crucified by who-knows-what group.”
To defunct porn magazine, Oui:
“I can look at a chick who’s a little out of shape and if she turns me on, I won’t hesitate to date her. If she’s a good fuck, she can weigh 150 pounds, I don’t care.”
To . . ?
“After watching mulattas shake it, I can totally understand why Brazil is devoted to my favorite body part, the ass.”
And . .
“Bodybuilders party a lot, and once, in Gold’s–the gym in Venice, California, where all the top guys train there was a black girl who came out naked. Everybody jumped on her and took her upstairs, where we all got together.”
. . and . .
“If I see a girl with big tits, I’m going to stare and stare. And I’m going to think in my mind what I am going to do with her if I would have her.”
. . and . .
“I was born to be a leader. I love the fact that millions of people look up to me.”