That asshole from The Green Mile just married a 16 year old

Big news story of the decade, or maybe the millenium.

Actor Doug Hutchison, 51, Marries 16-Year-Old Girlfriend
NewsCore | Tuesday, 21 Jun 2011, 8:55 AM EDT

Actor Doug Hutchison, 51, revealed Monday he has married 16-year-old Courtney Alexis Stodden, an aspiring country singer, according to E! News.

Speaking informally, their foreign ministers have come to an agreement on the formation of a mutual admiration pact.



The world rejoiced.

In order for a minor to obtain a marriage license in Nevada, he or she must have the consent of a parent or legal guardian, which was no problem for Stodden.

“We are totally supportive of this marriage,” Courtney’s mother Krista Stodden told Radar Online, adding “Doug is a wonderful man and we love him. They are very much in love and we are so supportive of this.”

The bride’s mother was also protective of her daughter’s reputation, “Courtney was a virgin when she married Doug. She is a good Christian girl.”

Right. She’s all over the chastity, but hasn’t noticed a nasty case of scoliosis.

…so the blissful couple were paraded into a limousine. And the chauffeur delivered them to the Ritz-Carlton, where they checked in to the mutual masturbation suite. Happy fapping!

Share

One thought That asshole from The Green Mile just married a 16 year old

  1. avatar nycgrlupstate says:

    “Poor thing’s got scoliosis”…

    Heeheehee, yr funny Tom.

Comments are closed.