Holy fay! Michelle Bachmann’s husband is GAY.

How perfect. It doesn’t get any better than this karma-wise. Dr. Marcus Bachmann, husband of the surging whackjob ultra-conservative homophobe and presidential candidate, Michele Bachmann, is a homosexual. He is gay. A queer boy, a homo. Holy Minnesota Minnellis.

I was just wondering about the reclusive guy when I clicked on the video at Crooks and Liars. It’s only an audio clip, but it’s pretty much all you’ll need. Just listen to Marcus speak:

I got as far as “Barbarians need to be educated” before I fell out of my chair. You can almost see him put his hands on his hips and stamp his feet.

That’s the sound of really GEH. And god bless that poor man, what a difficult life he must be leading. If, like me, you’ve wondered why we’ve never seen or heard from the Bachmann spouse while Michele’s polling as high as second in the 2012 presidential campaign, there’s your answer.

As obvious as it was to me, I didn’t imagine I’d be the first person to find out his true identity. And I wasn’t:

“If Mrs. Michele Bachmann thinks she’ll ever become president with Ms. Marcus Bachmann as her husband, well . . she’s got another thing coming.”

Now we know why Michele’s so fact-challenged: it’s a coping mechanism. We also know why Marcus thinks he can ‘fix’ the gay people: he fixed himself. You ignore reality at your own peril, you freaks…

add: More comments on the video:

–“This is my first search about gay anti gay Marcus Bachman and as a gay man my gaydar is singing like Jo Anne Worley WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.”

bonus add: Cher watched the Marcus Bachmann video last night:

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2 thoughts Holy fay! Michelle Bachmann’s husband is GAY.

  1. avatar nycgrlupstate says:

    OMG I am sca-reaming with hysterical laughter!!! Don’tcha just love the closet-cases who sound like “Lyle the Effeminate Heterosexual” on SNL? Do they not hear themselves? The best bit is the one when he talks about the need to “punish” the “barbarians” who are gay (pant, pant).

    On the plus side, now we are surely safe from a Bachmann presidency…the people who would elect her would never choose Mary, I mean Marcus, as First Lady.

  2. avatar toma says:

    Guffaw! You reminded me of this, from our friends at Rumproast:

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