PETA to enter internet porn market

In an ironic effort, the people who decry human aggression against animals will soon be large-scale providers of animal human aggression. PETA has decided to enter the adult entertainment market as a pornography outlet.

Why?

The nonprofit organization, whose controversial campaigns draw criticism from women’s rights groups, said it hopes to raise awareness of veganism through a mix of pornography and graphic footage of animal suffering.

“We’re hoping to reach a whole new audience of people, some of whom will be shocked by graphic images that maybe they didn’t anticipate seeing when they went to the PETA triple-X site,” said Lindsay Rajt, PETA’s associate director of campaigns.

They want to trick people looking for porn. Or ‘educate’ the porn-seeking community by challenging them with a different kind of graphic image. How very sensible.

Do they really believe horny people will be receptive to their message?

“We try to use every outlet that we can to speak up for animals,” Rajt said. “We anticipated that this new triple-X domain name would be a hot topic and we immediately decided to use it and take advantage of it to try to promote the animal rights message.”

How tragic if this were only more of PETA’s legendary attention-seeking. As if veganism could be made somehow palatable by this:

Yum.

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