Some things are funny. Muffins with ketchup. Ants with anvils. Mice with cataracts.

Christians writing burlesque:

'exorbitofallution'

Zuccotti zombie apocalypse
By Hassan Nurullah | Renew America | November 17, 2011

They are among us! They look like you and me but be not deceived. They shamble en masse in search of places to aimlessly occupy. As their numbers grow, they infect an area and begin to fester. Left unabated, they send up a putrid stench accompanied by a stentorian cacophony.

Zoots and obscure. Where’s my . . thesaurus?

The fevered minds of the zuccotti formulate incoherent messages giving rise to discordant paradigms which perpetuate their circumstances.

Take that. Where’s my . . dictionary?

All those who seek to communicate and understand these creatures, have their attempts at reason rejected. These brave souls eventually recoil — stunned — minds reeling as they are subjected to one vicious regress after another.

I wanted to talk to the bastard but he left. Right in front of me.

Unchecked, the zuccotti will infect your families, your neighbors and friends.

Note to self: I have not used the semi-colon; now would be the time.

We see their withering effect on society as members of the media and left wing political leaders who seem particularly susceptible; regularly succumb to this plague.

Protestors suck. Flaubert out.