Yoga eats Pope’s liver

There was this guy, see? And he was a god. There was already another god, so I guess he was the second one. And he did impossible stuff, like making the lame walk. But he was only around this one time, in one place, and when they tried to kill him, he died. Hmm. He was alive again, for a little while, and died again, or left. He hasn’t come back, I don’t know. Anyway, the first god — the second god? — wanted your soul to die, but now it’s different. As long as you believe in the second god, and do whatever they say. And a guy in Italy.

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Saturday 03 December 2011
‘Harry Potter and yoga are evil’, says Catholic Church exorcist

“Practising yoga is Satanic, it leads to evil just like reading Harry Potter,” [Father Gabriele Amorth] told a film festival in Umbria this week, where he was invited to introduce The Rite, a film about exorcism starring Sir Anthony Hopkins as a Jesuit priest . .

“Satan is always hidden and what he most wants is for us not to believe in his existence. He studies every one of us and our tendencies towards good and evil, and then he offers temptations.” Science was incapable of explaining evil, said Father Amorth, who has written two books on his experiences as an exorcist. “It’s not worth a jot.”

Anthony Hopkins — boo! Fava beans, remember that?