Fox News is no Jules Manson. They’re not going to come right out and call the president a “fucken n*gger.” Sure, they think he is one, but they don’t have that sort of courage.
Instead, they do this. They say he lives in a big crib. Lays about in a hizzy. Hangs out with black hoodlums. Shirks responsibilities, won’t do any work. Drinks 40s all day.
. . and if you haven’t gotten the message by now, they call in Brent Bozell. He gives it to you straight. Barack Obama is a skinny ghetto crackhead.
Goodnight, viewers. God Bless. Merry Christmas from all the Christians at Fox.