When you need someone to come down on the affirmative side of the “Scott Walker: Yay? or Yaaaaaaaaay!” discussion, perhaps it’s time to try a younger writer. After all, teens are years away from the seduction of Satan alcohol, and look what it’s done to John Boehner. However, they’re vexed with demon acne, and that’s no picnic (look what it’s done). On another other hand, being a Renew America teen means plenty of happy picnics with your friends: Political analysts and propagandists. Here:
Conservative hope for new year
Jordan Debbink | Renew America | Dec 26 2011
It was 1 year ago that last November that the voice of the common Wisconsin Conservative said “No Thank you!” to the possible election of the Mayor of Milwaukee to our State Capitol and instead hired the same Cities County Executive with 52% of the vote. After months of Big Government form Washington, the state that swayed Blue, went Red in acknowledgement that mistakes were made in the 2008 Presidential Election.
2 sentences, 21 words capitalized, 14 of them wrong. So many Capitols, so few buildings. All those Colors. No thank You.
As the hours became days and the days became months, Wisconsin Re-Opened for business! And as the state earlier went from Blue to Red, so agan it changed colors. Only this time it went from Red to Black, in response to a new and bold leadership…
…by way a vicious strain of politics called ‘Walker Gangrene.’ It’s got the Republicans from the neck up. Jordan is aganst the Recall, incidentally.
Because for every dollar given to enhance education into a more liberal bias, for every signature signed on that petition, for every truly shameful and unethical tactic used, there is a voice so vexed that is sounds of a thousand strong.
When I ger drunk my voice sounds sovexed, too. And is sounds of a thousand strong, hic. Renew America considers itself a top-drawer website, believe it or not. When About.com listed it as a right-wing destination, RA crowed:
Currently, About.com — which is owned by the New York Times Company — lists RenewAmerica among the “Top 10 conservative web sites” in the United States.
And they spelled every word correctly. Alan Keyes’ grass-roots editorial philosophy typically shuns the strictures of punctuation and capitalization, preferring everybody hit their keyboards with the wild abandon conservatives are known for. Who needs rules? Not these hippies.
Thanks additionally to the Haylofters for giving Jordan leave of his holiday duties: shimming the rickety leg on the manger.