Zee Fuhrer requests zomezing viss rockets und red glare

Just think if you could do this to Counting Crows:

Sen. Vaneta Becker, R-Evansville, has introduced a bill that would set specific “performance standards” for singing and playing . .

Naw, still be boring. All-time snooze of a concert.

. . and playing “The Star-Spangled Banner” at any event sponsored by public schools and state universities. Performers would have to sign a contract agreeing to follow the guidelines. Musicians — whether amateur or professional — would be fined $25 if it were deemed they failed to meet the appropriate standards . .

The bill calls for schools to maintain audio recordings of all performances for two years and develop a procedure for dealing with complaints if a musician is alleged to have strayed from the approved lyrical or melodic guidelines.

Your Reichanthem archivengruben please. Who pulls crap like this? North Korea, I guessed. Nope — Malaysia:

KUALA TERENGGANU, July 13 (Bernama) — The Malaysian Communications and Multimedia Commission (MCMC) has been urged to take stern action under the law against anyone who ridicules “Negaraku”, the national anthem . .

“The Education and Higher Education ministries also need to create a special module to build good character and inculcate noble values among students so that they will always respect the Constitution and national symbols.”

Your la las . . are not in order. Best part of this? The patriot, Vaneta Becker herself.

You can not take a decent screenshot of her:


ALSO: I just remembered this. Book him.


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