The GOP got real pissed about Newt crowding their presidential turf, so they figured they’d teach him a lesson. They’d rough him up a little bit. Send him a message. They sent their tommy-gun wielding trenchcoats to lumber around the political country looking for him.
Yesterday, Bob “Dick Pills” Dole, Elliot “Two Ells” Abrams, Ann “Goiter Gabooya” Coulter and Tom “You Do Not Have The Warden’s Permission To Date My Bunghole” Delay cornered the candidate and grabbed him by the hair. Dragged him to the internet. Tossed him around a bit.
GOP: We’re only kidding with you. We’re having a party. Hey, we just came home, and we haven’t seen you in a long time, eh? We’re breaking your balls. And you, you’re getting fucking fresh. Well, gee, we are so sorry. We didn’t mean to offend you . .
Newt: Fundamentally . .
GOP: Yeh, hmm. Right. Salud . .
Newt: Frankly . .
GOP: Now go home and get your fucking shinebox.
Well, this made Klondike Parkaboobs cry. And if she cries, you can expect a Facebooking:
Cannibals in GOP Establishment Employ Tactics of the Left
by Sarah Palin on Friday, January 27, 2012 at 2:57pm
We have witnessed something very disturbing this week. The Republican establishment which fought Ronald Reagan in the 1970s and which continues to fight the grassroots Tea Party movement today has adopted the tactics of the left in using the media and the politics of personal destruction to attack an opponent.
The politics of personal destruction, you say?
But this whole thing isn’t really about Newt Gingrich vs. Mitt Romney. It is about the GOP establishment vs. the Tea Party grassroots and independent Americans who are sick of the politics of personal destruction used now by both parties’ operatives . .
Oh dear. It’s sickening, isn’t it?
The way other folks behave?
Debasing their good reputations.
Spreading the sorts . .
. . of rumors . .
. . and lies . .
. . that amount . .
. . to nothing . .
. . less than . .
. . an attempt . .
. . to annhilate . .
. . their fellow American?
It’s remarkable how the Tea Party remains above that.
(. . h/t ronaldjacksonX)