Mitt Romney wins Maine caucus, boring. Wins CPAC giggle fest, don’t care. Zero point zero-one percent of Catholics are angry about healthcare/contraception, big deal. Whitney dies? Breaking news:

Singer Whitney Houston dies at 48
CBS News | 5:30 p.m. PDT

LOS ANGELES – Whitney Houston, who ruled as pop music’s queen until her majestic voice and regal image were ravaged by drug use, erratic behavior and a tumultuous marriage to singer Bobby Brown, has died. She was 48.

Houston’s publicist, Kristen Foster, said Saturday that the singer had died, but the cause and the location of her death were unknown.

She was found dead at the Beverly Hilton Hotel. Rest in peace sweet-singing buggy cocaine lady. Have fun, everybody, watching the Grammys tomorrow. That will be a festival of tears and tunic-tearing. At least we know why Andrew Breitbart went diva on #Occupy CPAC.

I know, Andrew. Grief makes us crazy. Here: