“’Oh what about the Virginia rape? The rapes that, the forced rapes of women who are pregnant?’ What!? Wait a minute. They had no problem having similar to a trans-vaginal procedure when they engaged in the act that resulted in their pregnancy…”
Quote Dana: They had absolutely no problem putting something in their vaginas yesterday. Why can’t the government put something in their vaginas today? That’s a good point. You know how women are, they’ll be all orgasm before you can even turn the thing on. There’s a reason to think positively of it. Think of the pleasure that technology brings. I think about the government doing this to pregnant women, but it only makes me sick.
Remember friends: Dana has been pregnant before. Twice. So feel free to shove things in her – preferably an object that emits electromagnetic radiation. Have a doctor knock her on her ass and cram a flashlight in her. Try one of those Maglites cops love to bounce off felons’ skulls, that will do. Put it in there. A Chevy headlight. An x-ray machine. The space shuttle. It’s government owned and not doing much of nothing, no harm done. Stuff’s been up in there before. I like logic. I love soup.