Have more than thou showest, speak less than thou knowest, and leave Britney alone

Smithers? Yes sir! Release the poodles.

The fierce blogginati of the 2012 Conservative Intra-Uterine Candidate Dysfunction Filibuster shed their background roles yesterday in favor of something a little weightier. Something a little more dramatic. King Lear, perhaps? Staggering in a p.r. shitstorm of Rush Limbaugh’s making, they wailed:

You sulphurous and thought-executing fires,
Vaunt-couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts,
Singe my white head! And thou, all-shaking thunder,
Political correctness – I’ll GET YOU FOR THIS.

Yea totes. Well, that’s what it looked like to me. What’s this to you?

Dan Riehl | Breitbart.com


See? Maddening regret, driven by fear. Mixed with rage.

Conservative talk radio host Rush Limbaugh is being targeted by multiple death threats after President Barack Obama and the Democratic Party ignored his apology for controversial remarks and continued to single him out for rebuke.

If only death threats, rather than people, could target people. I could say, “I’ll get you, Richard Simmons” and the little word-cloud would chase him around for eternity. You think he’s skinny now?

Just admit that you’ve gone nuts, Dan. No never mind, Dan could never be sane. He’s a cliche-chucking bunghole and he likes it that way. Dan says that after we rejected Serene Ol’ Rush’s apology — tear-stained! sincere! — we a-holes came ’round for another go at him wielding an even nastier tactic: Singling him out. Oh no, not that. Ha ha we will now mention you by name Fat Man. We deign to call ye…Rush Limbaugh. (*satan wakes* ‘What now?’) Stop! You’re killing him!

The mainstream media is also culpable here, as NewsBusters has pointed out in an article titled “Onslaught: ABC Airs Eight Limbaugh Stories in Less Than Five Days.”

Editor’s Note: ABC News frequently airs stories of interest. With that caveat, here’s the essence of Newsbusters’ whine: “The liberal media, led by ABC, have aired 11 stories on the crash of a New York-bound jetliner that killed 23 people. C’mon! Really? I know you people hate jumbo jets and all, but that doesn’t give you the right to poison our children’s minds.” Yes okay, calm down, I can read between the lines. STOP. TALKING. ABOUT. RUSH.

Yet, none have yet to point out the evil, uglier, if not dangerous, side of the very same campaign now being driven directly by Obama and his sycophants in progressive New Media, with the help of complicit mainstream outlets . . the left has pressed home what it sees as a sudden political opportunity provided by Rush’s provocative reaction–despite his apology.

Asses getting all-kicked, but then who are the kickers? Regular old Americans. They can no longer fucking stand Rush fucking Limbaugh. I have pretty good evidence of that – all my old posts and videos on him have been ‘blowing up.’ It’s as if people were double-checking, “Is he really this fucked?” This will go on for a while…America seeing more and more of his shit-bile, Pork Boy looking less and less civilized.

But you Fanbos want to go and blame someone else. Of course you do, because that’s your job.

The Party of Hate
John Hinderaker | Powerline

Millions of Americans voted for Barack Obama in the hope that he would be a trailblazer who would conduct the presidency in a new way.

…because somebody else must have done something to get so many Americans so angry (not Rush!). Someone must have done something to have driven millions of people to the internet to read lies about the lovable radio lug. Who was it?

Well he has: Obama has been the most divisive president in our modern history, unabashedly stirring up hate against not only his political enemies, but against private citizens who exercise their right to participate in our democracy. The most recent hatefest has been directed against Rush Limbaugh, and Obama has personally stirred the pot.

That damned Barack Obama! Got it, John. But a quick question, if I may: What is this awful thing he has “personally” done? Well uhh, John says, I’ll tell you. He tore America to little pieces “personally” when Bill Maher called Sarah Palin a “cunt.” And he did it again when Bill Maher called Palin a “dumb twat.” And also when Bill Maher “contributed $1 million to re-elect Obama.”

John also says Obama “personally” engineered the Ameripocalypse when Sheila Jackson Lee refused to condemn Bill Maher for calling Sarah Palin “cunt” and “dumb twat.” John also informs you Obama “personally” decimated our future when Jan Schakowsky refused to call for the return of Bill Maher’s sizable donation.

Okay! There’s your iron-clad evidence. CASE CLOSED [*snaps fingers*].

Barack Obama has been a terrible president in many ways, but perhaps his most poisonous legacy is his cynical fomenting of partisan hate to advance his own political interests.

Oh please John, no more. Just stop typing before I begin to cry.

After three years, we have learned that “hope” is not the word that we should associate with the Obama presidency . .

And there’s John’s coup de grace. A little ripoff of Barack’s old campaign poster. Maybe John could print-and-glue together a few shirt buttons and send them to the war crimes guys at the U.N.?


6 thoughts Have more than thou showest, speak less than thou knowest, and leave Britney alone

  1. avatar MK says:

    As an observer from a foreign country, I can’t help but notice “freedom of speech” rights apparently only apply to celebrities. And that if a citizen wants to speak to your government, they should be aware that makes them eligible for ridicule and abuse.

  2. avatar toma says:

    You have keen powers of observation, MK. For some reason, celebrities are given ‘mostly-immune’ status from criticism. They’re allowed to say and do almost anything before being held to any responsibility. Take Arnold Schwarzenegger. Before his election to California Governor, a number of women told media outlets about his sexist, abusive, criminal behavior toward them. Because he was a celebrity, nobody seemed to care. So we got Governor Arnold. If he’d been a relative unknown running for the same position, the media would have ripped him to shreds. And look what he did to his marriage — exactly as anyone would have expected. Celebrities are conferred ‘better than human beings’ status in this country.

  3. avatar PWL says:

    Usual story involving any type of bully ( and what do you thing Rush & Co. are?). They love dishing it out, but when they get any kind of pushback from their actions, they start cringing and whimpering and crying that THEY’RE the victim….

  4. avatar Grung_e_Gene says:

    Congrats on making the Crooks & Liars page. High Five! As for Limpballs that giant turd deserves everything he is getting. His misygnostic racist shit was unacceptable 20 years ago when he insulted Chelsea Clinton and he’s only gotten worse through the years.

    Flush Rush, that’s all you do with a noisome piece of shit.

  5. avatar toma says:

    You and me both, on the same day. Kewl, huh? Those are some freaky odds. We probably should go play the lotto night, buddy, before it wears off.

  6. avatar toma says:

    @PWL It’s a bit of eternal wisdom, isn’t it? They’re desperate to know where the lines are, and then they can’t but stomp all over them. Then comes the whining. It’s all right as rain.

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