From The Catholic League, for immediate release:

Catholic League president Bill Donohue speaks to the media cover-up:

Reuters did a story on Monday’s edition of “The Daily Show” but never mentioned the vagina manger scene segment; it was picked up by the chicagotribune.com, msnbc.com, and Yahoo! Movies. Also reporting on this episode, but never citing the obscene segment were the following: the blog site of the latimes.com; gawker.com . .

[. . overheard on an FBI wiretap. Brick-fisted meathead muscle for Skullfuck-Jesus-The-Animal-of-Nazareth, Bill Donohue, making a phone call. An unknown citizen picks up the line, then says, "Hello?" Bill:]

“. . if it isn’t Milton Fucking Berle. I love your fucking clown show, Miltie. All of us guys love it, and we love you, too, pal. I saw that bit where you put my boss’ picture on a lady’s stank. Aren’t you the clever one? That was real smart . .”

The cover-up is revealing. This episode of “The Daily Show” was done to protest Fox’s alleged indifference to the “war on women,” and in doing so Stewart not only made a vulgar attack on Christians, he objectified women.

We are asking Stewart to apologize.

“. . you and your snot-gob TV buddies probably thought that was real funny. They teach you that at boarding school, Chauncey? This is what college kids do? Poke fun at gods, like my guy Christ? That’s comedy? No it’s bullshit, Jon. But hey, I know the deal. Nobody hired me to crack wise. Who am I to tell a professional joker how to run his bullshit smart-mouth show about twats?”

If he does not, we will mobilize Protestants, Jews, Mormons and Muslims to join us in a boycott of his sponsors. Moreover, we will not stop with a boycott; there are other things that can be done to register our outrage. We are prepared to spend the money it takes to make this a nationwide issue, and we are prepared to stay the course. Tomorrow we will have something definitive to say, one way or the other.

“So Jon, you go right on, and you do what you do. Laugh it up the way you like. But you remember this: My name is fucking Bill fucking Donohue and I shit bigger than you and all your jewboy pals put together. If I were you, I’d shut my stupid mouth.”

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