Chapter 9,913 the most annoying book, all time: The Internet Is Forever. George Zimmerman’s MySpace page barfed itself on the global web interface flickr/img.tron. He’s exactly as advertised. This will hearten the heartless lunatics who’d kill Trayvon Martin in his coffin if only they could. Ticket raffle, maybe?
First thing, George Zimmerman is George Zimmerman:
Second ta-daa, Joe reveres law and order.
“Bout Damn time!!!!!!! 2 felonies dropped to 1 misdemeanor!!!!!!!!! The man knows he was wrong but still got this hump, Thanks to everyone friends and fam, G baby you know your my rock!”
Thirdly, as the son of a Peruvian mother and a white wingnut Jew, Joe is the Hindu banshee of Benetton Inc. The golden lotus lazy susan of honeylove:
“. . I dont miss driving around scared to hit mexicans walkin on the side of the street, soft ass wanna be thugs messin with peoples cars when they aint around (what are you provin, that you can dent a car when no ones watchin) dont make you a man in my book. Workin 96 hours to get a decent pay check, gettin knifes pulled on you by every mexican you run into!”
Joe would only shoot a criminal, only, mind you, because he’s a rules and regulations sort, and he would never want to, but the other guy’s a shit-talking douche.