Chapter 9,913 bazillion of the most annoying book all time: The Internet Is Forever. George Zimmerman’s MySpace page has now barfed itself onto the global web interface flickr img.tron. And George is exactly as advertised. This will hearten the heartless lunatics who’d shoot Trayvon Martin in his coffin if only they could.
First thing, George Zimmerman is George Zimmerman:
Look at ole’ Joe G., future killer of teens and hero to the white race. Second ta-daa, as we already know, Joe worships law and order.
“Bout Damn time!!!!!!! 2 felonies dropped to 1 misdemeanor!!!!!!!!! The man knows he was wrong but still got this hump, Thanks to everyone friends and fam, G baby you know your my rock!”
Thirdly, as the son of a Peruvian mother and a wingnut Jew dad, Joe is the multi-color Brahmin of Benetton Inc. The golden lotus lazy susan of spiritual honeylove:
. . I dont miss driving around scared to hit mexicans walkin on the side of the street, soft ass wanna be thugs messin with peoples cars when they aint around (what are you provin, that you can dent a car when no ones watchin) dont make you a man in my book. Workin 96 hours to get a decent pay check, gettin knifes pulled on you by every mexican you run into!
Joe Zimmerman would only shoot a criminal – only, mind you – because he’s a rules and regulations sort of guy. And he would never want to, but of course the other guy’s a shit-talking douche.