The NY Post care for the New Jersey Nets. If not for them and Canadian seals, what to do with their clubs? Sports columnist Phil Mushnick writes about their new owner:

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As long as the Nets are allowing Jay-Z to call their marketing shots — what a shock that he chose black and white as the new team colors to stress, as the Nets explained, their new “urban” home — why not have him apply the full Jay-Z treatment?

Why the Brooklyn Nets when they can be the New York N——s? The cheerleaders could be the Brooklyn B—-hes or Hoes. Team logo? A 9 mm with hollow-tip shell casings strewn beneath. Wanna be Jay-Z hip? Then go all the way!

Unlike Phil, I’m classless and will spell it out: The New York Niggers.

I wonder why he picked out that particular team name. What with Jay-Z in charge, he could have figured the Nets for the New York Moneybags, or New York Bling. Maybe the New York Beyonce Hubbies. But he figured them for The New York Niggers. Jay-Z was born in Brooklyn, and maybe that’s a clue.