DC Comics has announced that the Green Lantern is gay.
DC COMICS HAS ANNOUNCED THAT THE GREEN LANTERN IS GAY!
One Million Moms, a division of Seething Homophobia (a Bryan Fischer LLC), tried to warn America. They were only doing their best, something of this sort I’m thinking:
“If comic book characters can be GAY, what’s next? People? ARRRGGHH . . ”
Lord! Anyway, the alarums and blitz bells sounded peculiarly like puppies tickling each others’ kitties’ titties, apparently. Everybody really couldn’t have been ha-ha happier:
Well. The One Million Moms would not take gootchy goo in the spirit it was offered. No. Instead, they were pretty angry:
Exclusive: One Million Moms Deletes ‘Green Lantern Is Gay’ Post After Flood Of Pro-Gay Comments
. . When I happened upon the posting, it seemed that there were more than 100 comments, but when I tried to access the post on it’s individual page, it came up with an error message: “The page you requested was not found.” (Original link here.)
I went back to the main One Million Moms Facebook page, noticed there were now only 83 comments, clicked to access the post’s individual page again, took a screen shot, but noticed there were only a few dozen comments.
I went back to the main One Million Moms Facebook page again, and noticed the post was gone . .
No. NOOOOO, I mean REALLY ANGRY:
Breaking: One Million Moms Disappears From Facebook
The faux activist group One Million Moms has just disappeared from Facebook, by far its largest social media outlet. Earlier today administrators of the One Million Moms Facebook site posted a “warning” about Green Lantern being rebooted as gay, which they quickly pulled when over one hundred pro-gay comments flooded the post . .
Flash? This calls for a celebration, a foot massage. Massage them yourself, bitch.