I suppose if your routinely-fired shitnozzle really wanted to make a buck, there would be better ways to do it than provoking an unarmed 17 year-old to kick your Pillsbury ass, shooting him point blank, and then taking donations from jacked up wingnuts who fap-splap all over your website. Not that I can think of a single one, mind you . .

A Florida judge on Friday revoked the bail for George Zimmerman in the Trayvon Martin case, saying he had misled the court about his finances, and ordered him to present himself to the court within 48 hours.

Prosecutors alleged that Zimmerman, 28, hid from the court the fact that he had raised $135,000 on a website he set up before he was granted $150,000 bail on April 20. Judge Kenneth Lester said Zimmerman engaged in a “material falsehood” about his finances.

One hundred thirty-five grand. Jesus. George set up his website on the 9th, so he was making better than $10,000 a day. And he’s made, what, another $400,000 or $500,000 since then. Obviously he doesn’t need to be out of jail, picking up part-time security guard gigs to assist in his defense. Though, for a trip down memory lane, G. Gordon Liddy would pay gloriously for a little felony assplay. It’s a shame the way patriot-lovin’ comes dirt cheap in penitentiary life . .