Former Governor Charlie Crist may have retired from public life, but he’s stayed busy:

10 News has learned of allegations of homosexual affairs, a governor trying to kiss another man, and drunken escapades by former Governor Charlie Crist. . .

The allegations come from Damon Chase, Jim Greer’s attorney. Chase told John Morgan of Morgan and Morgan where Charlie Crist works, that if [sic] had to depose the former Governor, Crist would be embarrassed by the following issues:

The former FL GOP chair Greer was arrested in 2010 on a number of charges. He’s about to go to trial, and he’s angry at everybody, Crist especially.

- Charlie Crist is a homosexual and had homosexual relationships with at least two men who were paid to leave the state to avoid embarrassing then Governor Crist.

- Charlie Crist attempted to kiss Greer at a hotel in Beverly Hills, California.

- Governor Crist had drunken escapades and his security detail had to cover for him.

- Charlie Crist attempted to run over people while he was intoxicated and operating a golf cart.

Charlie Crist stole my heart. Charlie Crist invaded Poland.

In addition, Morgan said if the former Governor were a homosexual he would have to be a ‘sick s.o.b. to try to kiss Porky the Pig’ which was a reference to Greer.

And Morgan would know, somehow. Here’s the lovable cartoon pig: