Breaking: Pamela Geller more drunk than usual

Just ran across this on Little Green Footballs. And O, I did laugh.

What a great drunken post.

Decades ago we cringed when any news story of corruption and collusion broke about our long venerated trusted newsmen We trusted those powerful subversive like Walter Cronkite, Dan Wallace, etc, These men with enormous power weilded . .

Dan Wallace. Mike Rather, same thing.

. . the Chroncrite legacy and we ahve gonthat much further of the deep end. Media ia a propactvisit arm whose one goal – shape the news, change the ness, even live about the news to advance a collectivist, pro-sharia agandena. How else culd an unqualfied, bitter Ameria hater hold the eat in the Obama office.

That’s a good question, ostensibly? I’m currently working on a translation of the Rosetta Stone so what the hell: How else culd an unqualfied, bitter Ameria hater hold the eat in the Obama office. (?)

Now the answer. It’s simple:

And this:

The mardcore Hama scruops in thr US HAMAS CAIR, MSU,MSA, ICNA are doing thr Htiler stompin jig to get these conter terrorim messures removed so that devout Muslims can roam freeem to plan the next 911.

There it is, the greatest sentence ever written. I can die now.

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