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Still Peggy Noonan was still alive.

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Now that we’re all being herded into Soviet gulags because we can see the doctor, there’s trouble afoot. Do you see it? Can you hear it? The foul wind it blows. The clouds chafe, then they scatter. Like the weather. ‘I used to like the weather,’ he thought. A baleful dog barks. It bales. The crow hiccups. ‘Don’t ever tell a Navy man he’s had too much to drink’ it says. She is dying because I loved her too much. I HAD TO KILL HER. The Supreme Court, they said. That’s what they all say.

Noonan: Obama Has a Good Day
But liberty has a bad one.
DECLARATIONS | Wall Street Journal

ObamaCare, including the insurance mandate, was upheld. What would have been a political disaster for President Obama has been averted. He has not been humiliated, and the centerpiece of his efforts the past 3½ years has not been rebuked by the Supreme Court.

And yet. I feel as if there’s something more to this. Something . . else.

The ruling strikes me as very bad for the atmosphere of freedom in our country, the sense of freeness and lazy, sloppy liberty we’ve long maintained with some hiccups along the way. Those hiccups seem to come more and more now, and closer and closer together.

‘She stole my hiccups’ he realized. ‘I should read this crap before I blog it’ he thought. No. It was too late for that.

There will be a downside: The president is left carrying the burden defending a bill nobody likes. It certainly has the worst public reputation of any new government program of my lifetime.

I suppose the War in Iraq wasn’t a program. Nor was Vietnam. And then he remembered Peggy Noonan’s face. Yes, the War of 1812 was fairly popular. Nice try.

Those already insured will find their coverage “more secure and more affordable,” insurance companies will provide “free preventive care like checkups and mammograms,” “seniors” and “young adults” will receive benefits, those with pre-existing conditions will no longer be denied coverage. Also, the insurance companies “won’t be able to charge you more just because you’re a woman.”

It was a targeted base-greaser.

‘Say, are you talking about me?’ he wondered. ‘That’s not my thing.’ He protested. He protested too much. ‘Something’s greased,’ Peggy thought. She knew.

The president had a good day, the first in a long time, in months.

Is it too late for him to change his image to modest and moderate man of the center who’s only trying to do what’s best for America?

Can we bomb Tehran? ‘I think so,’ he replied. They’re still around. We still have bombs.

Because that’s what he’s trying to do. He’s in a perfect position now to tell the leftwardmost parts of his base that he’s given them plenty and suffered for it, it’s time they got in line.

‘That would be good,’ Peggy thought. ‘After giving America tetanus shots, he could balance it. He could go blow up Iran.’ Yes.

‘Very good. Strong, and centrist.’ Her thinker shoulders did ache. She thought way more. To sink in her big chair. And pour a glass. ‘It would be good for him,’ she thought.

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  1. SA  •  Jun 30, 2012 @8:00 pm
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    She actually gets paid for that crap? If she weren’t so fucking lazy she’d probably have her own show on Fox .. or CNN.

    If any of her fans (if anybody actually gives a shit what she thinks) read this, I doubt they would get that you were parodying her wistful pearl-clutching. They would probably think you were just surfing on her waves of brilliance.

    That’s the problem with mocking wingnuts this way. They’re too self-absorbed and dim to notice.

    That’s the problem with mocking these

  2. SA  •  Jun 30, 2012 @8:01 pm
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    I need an editor. Or to quit drinking.

    I need an editor.

  3. toma  •  Jun 30, 2012 @8:32 pm
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    They would probably think you were just surfing on her waves of brilliance.

    You got me good with that one, SAm. Good lord.

  4. SA  •  Jul 1, 2012 @2:56 am
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    If I weren’t so burnt at the moment, I would try to re-write a car rental agreement in Miss Peggy’s signature style.

    IMO, this is the greatest Peggy Noonan piece evah. Great in its awfulness, that is:
    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122460185933954347.html

    Don’t read it unless you’re a masochist like me, but this is her stirring conclusion:

    “And so we mourned Ronald Reagan, in a room full of strangers who for once were not strangers, in Union Station, as Oatsie Charles told us about FDR and JFK and what it was like to know history. We were all together. And let me tell you: Our souls were there.”

  5. toma  •  Jul 1, 2012 @11:26 am
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    I love that. Thanks.

    How about Jim Newell’s impersonation?

    Death, it has been omnipresent this annum. Most humans have expired. This datum is known by Mme. Peggington Noonington, a prosemonger famous to children, and regal oligarch wordsmith for the Wall Street Journal banking pamphlet. Peggington did not faceth the Grim Reaper this year. For someone who was born in 1820′s London, in the actual Buckingham Palace, this is rare. It is rare for a human to survive into her ninth score. We know this, we feel this.

    It is good. It is.