. . I don’t even have to read anyone else’s blog. And I haven’t today. But I can start ripping bloggers for their dogshit behavior right now. There’s breaking news, and I know exactly how conservatives are reacting as we speak. Where to begin? Let’s see. Here’s one, how about Dan Riehl? click:

Is Obama Jinxed?
Riehl World View

No doubt some of Obama’s harshest critics will enjoy poking fun at him for this.

What did the socialist do — trip on a Secret Service agent? Bungle a foreign country’s name? Leave his VP back at the gas station? No, he visited a 70 year-old lady this morning. A couple of hours ago, the poor woman’s heart stopped. She died. Ha ha Obambi, you can’t even tie your own shoes. Talk about screwed. Here’s another values blogger-citizen, at iOwnTheWorld. click:

Everything He Touches Turns To Sh8T or Dies
by BigFurHat – July 6, 2012 – 18:05 America/New_York – 10 Comments

Lovely. Ann Harris had a fatal heart attack. It’s just like we said, Barack. You suck. Incidentally, the story is still this: Ann passed away. Someone might want to pay some attention to that. But she loved this president, so maybe that’s a crappy story? For right-thinking bloggers? WOW. If this one isn’t all hell-dickishness, Ed Driscoll. click:

And the Role of the Killer Rabbit Will Be Played By…

…President Obama himself this time around, instead of Jimmy Carter

Nice gibberish. For those of you not politics obsessed, President Jimmy Carter, while out fishing once, took a swipe at a hissing swamp rabbit to get it to back away. The incident was set upon and re-told endlessly by conservatives to prove Jimmy was a nancy boy who couldn’t even stare down Bugs Bunny. This time around, instead of Jimmy Carter being the rabbit, it will be Barack. Huh? Ed is obviously a moron. I don’t feature him for his stupidity, I do it for his cruelty. He’s cheapshotting Obama because a nice lady died. You don’t get opportunities like that every day.

As John Podhoretz wrote in September of 2010, anticipating the Democratic House’s loss in the midterms that year, “Something weird happens when presidencies go wrong:”

Something weird happens when presidencies go wrong — presidents become incompetent at doing the things they were always able to do in their sleep, and their aides follow suit. I noted this when I wrote my first book, Hell of a Ride, about the decline and fall of the first President Bush, back in 1993. When Bush spoke, it rained, and his advancemen weren’t quick-thinking enough to move his events indoors. When he went to Japan on a state visit, he vomited. He was so intent on getting out his message of the day that he referred to it as “Message: I Care.”

So it’s a pair of one-term presidential train wrecks combined — Jimmy Carter’s killer rabbit meets George H.W. Bush’s disastrous food-related incident.

Oh, now I get it. The incompetents allowed the poor woman’s cardiac arteries to seize, and this makes the Commander-in-Chief look silly. The Obama people aren’t fit to run a country. There’s more:

So arguably, it’s not all bad news coming out of Mr. Obama’s visit to Ohio: clearly, he’s doing wonders for that farm region’s planting efforts.

I get this one, too. He planted Ann Harris in the ground. Ed Driscoll, the Henny Youngman of partisan shitheads. Over at the Daily Caller, they’re getting in some light-hearted yukks:

one less vote…o wait dead people still vote

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Of course, she still plans on voting for Obama.

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If she lived in Chicago her vote would still count–maybe even twice.

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She’ll still cast a vote in November for her beloved Obama.

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Just because she is dead, doesn’t mean she won’t be voting for oBama.

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wahahahaha !! Good one Michael !!

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If you remember, being dead does not prevent one from voting twice for the Kenyan commie.

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LMAO

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So many jokes. So little time.

ADD: Gateway Pundit joins in:

Ohio Restaurant Owner Serves Obama – Then Dies
Posted by Jim Hoft on Friday, July 6, 2012, 7:55 PM

Ohio restaurant owner serves Obama… then dies.

ADD 2: The Examiner posts this tweet from the Daily Caller:

ADD 3: Every libertarian thinks of himself as hilarious.