Pictured: Pat Boone, center

Shorter Pat Boone, Never Underestimate a Slickster:

“Shell. Shell pea. Shell pea shell pea pea. Pea shell shell shell. Pea. Roberts. Pea. Shell. Pea. Shell. Pea. Pea. Shell. Shell. Shell pea. Pea pea. Pea pea pea pea pea. Pea. Shell pea pea pea. Pea. Obama. Pea. Pea.”