It turns out that gazillionaires who run the no good horrible conflagration presidential campaign are entitled to warm silk blankets and finger massages:

Mitt Romney, battered by Democratic attacks over his Bain Capital record and taxes, is calling on President Obama to agree to a truce over his business career.

“Our campaign would be — helped immensely if we had an agreement between both campaigns that we were only going to talk about issues and that attacks based upon — business or family or taxes or things of that nature,” Romney said, according to excerpts of an upcoming interview with NBC’s Chuck Todd released Friday.

The only thing he’s ever done? Business. The reason he’s running for president? Business. He think he can turn America into a shining white hillltop temple crested with a golden Moroni playing the funky fluglehorn forever, how? Business. So you screeching blue collar schlubs scratching out yer pencil-thin living, the CEO would ask that you hold it down. He’s making plans. Doing things. SSHHH.