God damn, conservatives are smart.

#OverheardAtDNC2012 Has anyone seen where I put my Communist Manifesto?

— Matthew Burke (@MatthewKBurke) September 1, 2012

#OverheardAtDNC2012 excerpts from Cloward and Piven and the Communist Manifesto.

— John V (@WindyCityCCSPD) September 1, 2012

#OverheardAtDNC2012What do you mean you combined the Communist Manifesto with Puff the Magic Dragon…???!!!????

— stephen repasi (@ReppSteve) September 1, 2012

#OverheardAtDNC2012Okay… Blame Bush-check… Racecard-check…Communist Manifesto-check, Hate on the rich and/or successful-check

— Kevdog (@KEV___DOG) September 1, 2012

#OverheardAtDNC2012 I CLEARLY remember memorizing ONLY the friendly parts of the Communist Manifesto, Boss….

— stephen repasi (@ReppSteve) September 1, 2012

#OverheardAtDNC2012 Damn it, who too my copy of The Communist Manifesto? If you need your own Obama is handing them out.

— Timothy Elliott (@TTimTexas) September 2, 2012

#OverheardAtDNC2012 WOW! That gift bag of condoms,birth control pills, food stamps and the Communist Manifesto is awesome.

— John V (@WindyCityCCSPD) September 2, 2012

#OverheardAtDNC2012 attention Convention shoppers! Blue light special on Communist Manifesto on isle 3!

— Palate Exposure (@PalateXposure) September 2, 2012

“@matthewkburke: #OverheardAtDNC2012 Has anyone seen where I put my Communist Manifesto?”It’s under the Koran & Dr. Dre headphones.

— David Carter (@_DavidCarter_) September 2, 2012

Following the ideas of The Communist Manifesto over 100M ppl were wiped out by Stalin, Mao & Hitler. #OverheardAtDNC2012

— Al Gorelioni (@Al_Gorelioni) September 1, 2012

#overheardatDNC2012 where can we buy the complete works of Marx, Lenin and Stalin? #tcot #ozcot #gop #dnc2012 #mitt2012 #romneyryan

— Fabbz (@Fabbz1986) September 2, 2012

#OverheardAtDNC2012 You know, I’ve read the writings of Marx and Stalin like 20 times dude…I still don’t get it. #wheresMyFreeShit?

— Lion of Liberty (@LionOfLiberty75) September 2, 2012

#OverheardAtDNC2012 One second while I read over the Joseph Stalin talking points.

— @jimijammer59 (@jimijammer59) September 1, 2012

#OverheardAtDNC2012 “Hey I just heard our guest speaker is a direct descendant of Joseph Stalin! Isn’t that great!

— Greg Davenport (@shovelridr) September 2, 2012

#OverheardAtDNC2012 Let’s not make our affinity for Marx and Lenin public, and let’s shame those who expose us because they’re raaaacist.

— Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) September 2, 2012

#OverheardAtDNC2012 “Can we sandwich the Rodney King Tribute in between the Lenin and Marx video?”

— Calvin C. (@CalvinKlein64) September 1, 2012

#OverheardAtDNC2012 “Greetings Totalitarians; will the far left Socialist Bolsheviks please sit at the Stalin section to your Left”

— AMR (@Senor_619) September 1, 2012

#OverheardAtDNC2012AWESOME, bro ! So, you used Lenin’s 1912 speech, Hitler’s 1933 speech, and Cookie-Monster’s 2002 speech to make mine ?

— stephen repasi (@ReppSteve) September 1, 2012

#OverheardAtDNC2012 Next up Karl Lenin’s hologram. Make sure that you load the speech about class warfare #NRA #TCOT #LNYHBT #NASCAR #REDEYE

— Jerry R Reichard (@NRA2ndAmendment) September 1, 2012

#OverheardAtDNC2012 I heard there’s going to be a speech by the Karl Marx hologram

— The Looking Spoon (@TheLookingSpoon) September 1, 2012

“Center stage, we have a hologram of Karl Marx.” #OverheardAtDNC2012

— Capitalistwags (@tweetwags) September 1, 2012

@matthewkburke If I believed n reincarnation, I think we know where Marx is right now..tweeting pics of oval office chair complete w/jackass

— Dubya (@Darkhorse5259) September 1, 2012