NC State Sen. David Rouzer on the congressional campaign trail. He makes a poor case for the Romney/Ryan ticket:

“When we get them in, you know what’s gonna happen? You are going to see a big change. You’re going to see number one that America is going to be respected again around the world. You’re going to see all this turmoil that’s taking place, you’re going to see them look up and say ‘Guess what? The American people have spoken and maybe we need to cut it out a little bit. Maybe we need to tone it down a little bit because now we have real men in the White House…’ That’s right, no girly men.”

David might want to tweak his message. The people have already figured this one out. Langer Research Associates polled over a thousand Americans, and . .

Obama would beat the crap out of Mittens. Yes, I realize that average Americans are not David’s macho-obsessed terrorists. The Muslims are the ones who ought to be cowering. But I doubt an argument like “We know Mitt’s a pussy but the Arabs don’t” will win people over.