The eternally disappointed Mark Steyn. He still doesn’t like the President.

. . most of all the future will belong to people who look back at the Obama era and marvel that there was a courageous far-sighted man willing to take on the tough task of slowing the rise of the oceans because the future will belong to people on viable land masses.

The non-viable land masses being cursed holograms. Damn you, laser clouds. Is climate change stupid or what? I mean, pffft. Right? Take that, science.

This futuristic shtick is a cheap’n’cheesy rhetorical device (I speak as the author of a book called “After America,” whose title is less futuristic than you might think) but it seems to play well with the impressionable Obammysoxers of the press corps.

Oh everybody is lame. Steyn has been doing this whiny schtick since the day he was born. And yet, look!

Zoiks. If there’s another human being as cheap’n’cheesy as Mark Steyn, I will be shocked. I will be like . . WHAAAA?