This e-card went up on the Obama campaign’s Tumblr site earlier today:

Underneath, it read “Because they kinda do.” I love it. But the card was never properly approved, so it got taken down. Too bad. Conservatives, you can guess, are absolutely furious about this, this, outrage. In the throes of such indignation, their complaints are less than typically cogent. Lifenews:

The Obama campaign is, once again, reducing women to the sum of their reproductive organs — assuming that women voters have nothing else they are interested in other than abortion.

The Obama 2012 campaign’s official home on Tumblr approved a new graphic that assumes women are wombs.

The text should have been different. “We will find a way to vote on November 6th,” or something like that. “We don’t have arms, but we do have opinions.” Townhall:

It’s official, liberals think women are idiots. Between the birth control talk, thinking women only care about free stuff, cheap abortion, sex and now this, Team Obama has judged women not as humans with brains capable of making decisions for themselves, but as voters with “lady” parts.

Team Obama has judged women . . as voters with ‘lady’ parts. Right as rain. Couldn’t be more accurate. That’s how the whole mess started. National Review:

You know whose lady parts are actually in danger? The unborn girls who President Obama and the Democrats refuse to protect by banning sex-selective abortions.

Now there’s a wildfire sure to wipe women out. You might note how that’s working to your advantage, Buckleys. You care again why? Instapundit:

Is liberalism rooted in sexual insecurity, and the female equivalent of castration anxiety? Because it kind of looks that way. . . .

Glenn could use all sorts of help here with “castration.” Any volunteers? Nillabyte:

Several one-issue women, the women who think they have a constitutional right to birth control and abortion (also known as sex without consequences), are intellectually blind.

The “intellectually blind” who figure they have a “right to birth control and abortion” may have gotten their hands on a Braille Constitution. Or a list of federal statutes. Let there be light. PJ Tatler:

So to the Obama supporter, the election is not about the economy or America’s standing in the world. It’s about lady parts.

I wasn’t aware that Bill Clinton was on the ballot again.

Zing! Ladies love a clod with a sense of humor. Jawa Report:

Much like in Islam, the Democratic party views women as sexual organs. We are now just a hair away from being asked to cover up . .

This is the real ‘war on women.’

When women value themselves, it’s chattel slavery. You can count the few days before they are forced to fulfill their masters’ filthy desires, night and day. Allahu Akbar, bitch.

Note: Re-written because I was bored.