Some people are slobbering bigots. The dykes and fags you bastard people:

If we redefine marriage to include same-gender couples, we’re saying there is no important difference between the partnership of two men, and the union of one man and one woman. In other words, women are disposable. They can be excluded from marriage and replaced with men. This is gender discrimination. This eliminates femininity and motherhood from the basic family unit. This is anti-gender.

Yer raging ass pirate should get the hots for Barbara Bel Geddes, but will he? NO. The division. The hate. The literal fucking apartheid. Hey Peter! (huh?) Segregation is society’s rayon poncho. Get hip! Put your penis in the vagina for Elton’s sake! Yes back and forth back and forth you are getting the hang of it geez stop crying.

Gender segregation is analogous to racial segregation

Another benefit to calling it gender-segregated marriage is that it puts gay rights advocates on the defense. What liberal wants to be known as an activist for gender segregation?

What the! How’d you do that?

Next time they bring up Rosa Parks’ name, ask how much she’d like to get kicked off the bus not because she’s black but because she’s a woman. Think Rosa would prefer gender discrimination to racial discrimination?

I’ll sit here until I can fuck Truman Capote. Ammaaaziiiinnnggg grraaaaace…

ADD: Close your eyes. No, wait: imagine the face of the woman who wrote this.

Big surprise.