Of deer, lions and mice

Paul Broun’s lecture at the Museum of Bambi Tolerance. What’s he saying?

“I’ve come to understand that. All that stuff I was taught about evolution and embryology and the Big Bang Theory, all that is lies straight from the pit of Hell.”



The developing human organism, thy Science is The Wickyd Gayme. Ahem:

Much early embryology came from the work of the great Italian anatomists: Aldrovandi, Aranzio, Leonardo da Vinci, Marcello Malpighi, Gabriele Falloppio, Girolamo Cardano, Emilio Parisano, Fortunio Liceti, Stefano Lorenzini, Spallanzani, Enrico Sertoli, Mauro Rusconi, etc.

Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? Morons.

. . the prevailing notion in human embryology was preformation: the idea that semen contains an embryo — a preformed, miniature infant, or “homunculus” — that simply becomes larger during development.

That’s the old wisdom. The values knowledge. See? Scott Walker was teensy, then tiny, then he got swoll up and bukkake’d Wisconsin. Unnggh! Surrender Pipe Fitting Local 187! Nurses Dorothy! Those Koch brothers, they can’t get enough large developed semen. Hoo, I’m kidding about David and Charles putting other guy’s penises in their grasping rich mouths until someone orgasms on their pinched and grateful faces. Lighten up.

As microscopy improved during the 19th century, biologists could see that embryos took shape in a series of progressive steps, and epigenesis displaced preformation as the favoured explanation among embryologists.

Among the devil, you say. Satan may have sprung from a spoonful of spotted Cheeze Whiz, but not me. Speaking of Pelosi, he once sent a beast to breathe on Paul Broun’s armored Jeep. Paul was like “Don’t tell me it’s only yawning.”

“God directed that bullet, because if I’d missed, that lion would have been in the back of the truck with me and I’d have been clawed to death.”

Here lies Paul Broun. Dead by Liza Minnelli, woof. In Africa you say?

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2 thoughts Of deer, lions and mice

  1. avatar Grung_e_Gene says:

    Maybe Broun is riffing Pulp Fiction. “I think so… That means god came down from heaven and stopped the bullets?”

  2. avatar toma says:

    That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said about any one of these lunatics, Gene.

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