Chris Matthews fought the Reagan machine as an aide to Tip O’Neill. He then spent 13 years as a Washington newsprint correspondent, and he’s hosted TV’s Hardball since 1997. It took Snoop Dogg exactly one post on Instagram to render Matthews irrelevant.
Why I’m voting for Obama
1. He a black nigga.
2. Ha mad cool yo.
3. That nigga look like he can fight.
4. He wears a durag like me.
5. Michelle got a fat ass.
6. He’s BFFs with Jay-Z.
7. He’s hugged Beyonce before and sniffed her neck.
8. We use the same hair clippers.
9. He smokes Newports.
10. I seen that nigga hoop before and he got a jumper.
Why I’m not voting for Romney
1. He a white nigga.
2. This muthafucka’s name is Mitt.
3. Bitch got a dancing horse.
4. He a ho.
5. He looks like he says “nigger” all the time.
6. This muthafucka’s name is Mitt.
7. He always interrupts and talks over people like he’s better than them. Bitch I will beat the shit out of you.
8. He’s a Mormon but he ain’t got no hoes.
9. He reminds me of every boss I ever hated.
10. This muthafucka’s name is Mitt.