Really, it was the last thing I expected to happen. But there he was.

Obama was mysterious, handsome, black, and would give us hope and change.

I don’t know. I’d have to start all over again with hmmm you say black? Oooh.

Barack Hussein Obama boldly seduced over half our country, dripping with sound bite lies and deception. He made love to our country. He had won, and Bush had lost.

Had gotten itself rout-ed, wink wink. WORTH IT. Ptew! Ptew!

Obama would change the United States of America into a submissive, vapor of herself, and force her to submit to Islam and Sharia Law. He would come after our 1st Amendment rights (he already has), the internet (in the works), our 2nd Amendment rights and guns (scheming through treaties and executive orders), control our banking records, and even how long we may live (through Obamacare — its death panels, lines, controls, fines, and tyranny).

♫ I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! ♫

Obama has given America an STD

S — ocialism

T — yranny

D — ictatorship

I. Feel. So. Stupid.