You got the folding chair out, put it two feet from the screen. Stocked the Igloo with ice and beer. Poured the bags of Funyuns, Queso Cheese Ruffles and Blazin’ Buffalo Ranch Doritos into a tupperware hopper. Unplugged the land line, threw the cell phone in a pillow case and crammed it between the mattresses. Closed the windows and drew the blinds because OH YES there will be yelling. After all tonight is the whole shootin’ match. 21 days to go, and whoever wins this debate will probably win the election. Then Fox Nation tells you:

Aw CRAP.

1) Staging -Romney won the toss. Romney will enter and remain stage right, camera left. Obama will enter and remain stage left, camera right.

2) Order of candidate introductions – The Romney campaign lost the coin toss. Obama will be introduced first. Romney will be introduced second. The campaigns will advise on exact wording of candidate introduction.

3) Order of questioning- Obama loses toss. Romney will take the first question. Obama will take the second question . .

HE LOST 3 out of 4 coin tosses. Oh well, see you in Tehran. Elizabeth Warren 2016!

What about this: The second Romney administration. Magical or merely Historic? Please discuss or mooga booga (as needed).

xhrono | 9 hours ago

Romney DOMINATES pure chance game because he is a businessman, and not a politician

liberalwarrior | 7 hours ago

Wow, desperate much Conservatives? LOL!!!!

notorious_dvg | 6 hours ago

No desperation, it just illustrates that Obama can’t do anything right, even when he has a 50/50 shot.

j9opine | 5 hours ago

Next First Lady FIRST–present first gorilla 2nd.

hikermike2012 | 5 hours ago

she was just mad because she dropped her banana on the floor and one of the offspring grabbed and swallowed it before she could get her knuckle dragging fingers on it!

angrywetcat | 9 hours ago

huh. i thought it would be more like this…

Hello America, this is the Debate! In this corner we have the Planet of the Apes. In the other corner, we have the intelligent white people that actually know what they are doing. Pick a corner America, and vote. For those supporting the Plant of the Apes party, your food stamps, welfare checks and oDimwit phones will be cancelled tomorrow.