LAW WAR BITCH, a right wing fantasy in pissy parts

The African Usurper just ran up the election year score on his bitter enemies. Barack Obama was supposed to lose but instead he won easily (thanks, morons), and now the dangerous feelings are on the rise. His political opponents are angry, and they teem. Butts of hurt and bright asses of red seem to be everywhere.

Among them, the rebels at Le-gal In-sur-rec-tion do verily seethe. They howl! Arrooo! And need talcum! Oowwww!! Aaaiieee! Mah butt!

The 2012 word of the year ought to be “emboldened,” in reference to the radical left, the anti-freedom elements of our society: the union operatives, naive but militant Occupy, radical anti-Americanists, and leftist community organizers . .

Union operatives using physical violence in the open to attack a peaceful gathering of people, many elderly. TSA agents publicly ridiculing and questioning me and my traveling companions for opting out of the naked scanner…

Because Obama won! Now they know who you are! HO HO! It’s all over yer face!

Let’s make the word of 2013: Insurrection. (Legal, of course.)

Insurrection against the local media

Insurrection against the teachers union and their stranglehold over the next generation

Insurrection against keeping quiet at the dinner table or at your church . .

Government officials ARRRGGHH!!1!!1!! And dinner companions! Taking you down LEGALLY!1! Teh Mailman OR meh Gramma!

As Thomas Lifson at American Thinker points out, now that the major institutions have been surrendered, it’s time to emulate the left, Here comes the Alinskyite Right:

“David Gregory and Piers Morgan have both met the Alinskyite Right, and progressives in positions of power should take note. Both men are the targets of digital petition drives aimed at holding them to their own standards, and ridiculing them, invoking Rules 4 and 5 from Rules for Radicals . .”

David Gregory used a thirty round magazine for a prop in a TV segment. POLICE POLICE!! HA HA HA screw you libtard! Go to jail!

Piers Morgan used his show to criticize gun nuts. That’s a “hostile attack against the U.S. Constitution”! Go back to Gloucestersauce! HA HA HA! Fuck you, political operative! First Amendment yer ass!

2013 should be interesting, the marriage of Alinsky and the legal insurrection.

If “insurrection” is getting the leviathan federal government to do your dirty work, through legal bullying, then Richard Nixon was Che Guevara. And please spend as much of 2013 in the honeymoon suite as you like, buggering your timeless principles. It’s time you had some fun.

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