No one with a bazooka has ever been shot before

Hail Assrocket the genius:

Within the realm of constitutional options, the most practical remedy I can think of would be to require that a certain number of teachers or administrators in each school be trained in the use of firearms and armed at all times. That would probably deter most school shooters. It is curious, but true, that even those killers who do not intend to survive their crimes never seem to open fire in the presence of another armed person. No one tries to shoot up a biker bar.

No one does that, except for the 3.2% of America who have shot up a biker bar, gotten shot shooting up a biker bar, or plan tonight to shoot up your favorite biker bar some time after how’s midnight with you? Still, it’s central to his point. A shooter won’t shoot you if you have a gun.

CLEMENTON, NJ (CBS) — Police and rescue crews responded to the Gloucester County Municipal Building on Chews Landing Road this morning after shots were fired inside the Gloucester Township police station . .

Three officers were reportedly injured, including at least one who was shot just below his bulletproof vest. He is said to be in stable condition after undergoing surgery.

No it doesn’t happen.

SOUTHFIELD, Mich. — A man killed Sunday in a shootout at a suburban Detroit police headquarters first tried to shoot an officer behind bulletproof glass before officers exchanged gunfire with him, police said . .

Police Chief Eric Hawkins said investigators were trying to figure out why the gunman carried out the attack. The 64-year-old man had no known grievance with police.

“He didn’t say anything,” Hawkins said at a news conference. “The officers said he had a blank stare on his face.”

Why it never happens.


2 thoughts No one with a bazooka has ever been shot before

  1. avatar Rev. Howard Furst says:

    The media might do well to repeat over and over again that killing school children is a for wusses, and that real he-man mass murderers worthy of the name should seek out the most challenging targets and environments, e.g. police stations, biker bars, or Shriner’s conventions.

  2. avatar toma says:

    I love that idea. With the Shriners at least the he-men can get some moving targets, in the form of boozy old men doing the Globetrotter weave in miniature sedans.

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