I hear whispers in the wind that Republicans are trying to re-make themselves. Maybe it was the feckless prosecution of a Romney rout that fell their crests. Obama never did break a sweat. The President could have slept through 2012 and still destroyed the challenger. That’s probably a sizable part of it. There are alternate theories for the re-do: Someone looked in a mirror. Somebody noted America no longer looks like Bumfuck, Oklahoma. Someone else wondered about the continuing devotion of the KKK long after the Selma riots. Whatever the case, Republicans are thinking about change. So the rumors go.
CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal called on the Republican Party to “stop being the stupid party” on Thursday as GOP leaders promised fundamental changes to help stave off future losses.
This is Bobby Jindal trying to help. Bobby Jindal?
“We’ve got to stop being the stupid party. It’s time for a new Republican Party that talks like adults,” he said. “We had a number of Republicans damage the brand this year with offensive and bizarre comments. I’m here to say we’ve had enough of that.”
Bobby’s had enough of politicians spitting their binkies seconds before appearing on national TV and mewling like Kenneth the Page. Bobby can’t take any more of you legally forcing Science teachers to teach creationism in the same manner high school French teachers would approach Klingon. Bobby will not tolerate you idiots abolishing state income and corporate taxes just to drop a crippling sales tax on the heads of the poor. What are you people, morons? And for those of you who aren’t sure this makes any sense, it’s not the time for discussion. Bobby Jindal in 2016.