The fad to bruise vaginas

The Hoosier state escalates its War on Women. And given what the governors of Virginia and Texas have done to their sluts, it’s no mystery. It’s hip to rape a citizen with an ultrasound instrument, so let the fun begin.

The Indiana state Senate on Wednesday advanced a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound procedure both before and after having a medication-induced abortion during the first trimester of pregnancy.

Heavens of course after the chemical abortion. That’s when the government’s compelling interest looms most large. What if a woman took the pills but didn’t menstruate the tiny embryo? What if the vagina was still secretly pregnant? Eight months later it would poop a baby! THE GOVERNMENT WOULD NEVER FORGIVE ITSELF.

It would require women to be presented with the sound and image of the fetal heartbeat before the abortion and to return for a follow-up ultrasound to ensure that she is no longer pregnant and has stopped bleeding.

Call it the ‘Decatur Dipstick’ bill. You have to turn the machine on. Whirr. You have to shove the wand in, then you have to pull it out. And then you have to look at it. HAVE YOU STOPPED BLEEDING? This is why women need a strong state government, vomit.


2 thoughts The fad to bruise vaginas

  1. avatar Rev. Howard Furst says:

    The vast majority of abortions in the US of A, whether medical or surgical, but especially medication-induced, take place a bit too early to pick up clear heartbeats via the proposed ultrasonic dildo rape, so despite the Holy intentions of the state senators, the Decatur Dipstick may be self-defeating in actual practice: Hey, no heartbeat, so that means go ahead guilt free!

    I’m really not sure what their religious rationale might be, since Jehovah doesn’t seem to have problem promoting the slaughter of fetuses:

    Give them, O LORD: what wilt thou give? give them a miscarrying womb and dry breasts. — Hosea 9:14

    Yea, though they bring forth, yet will I slay even the beloved fruit of their womb. — Hosea 9:16

    Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up. — Hosea 13:16

  2. avatar toma says:

    If I remember my developmental biology correctly, there are a vast number of complicated and heretofore still mysterious molecular checks the growing embryo undergoes. At virtually any point, particular in the first six weeks, the embryo can fail a check and get terminated and ejected fairly quickly and painlessly. Which is to say that Mother Nature Jehovah aborts something like 1/3 — 2/3 of all pregnancies souls. Which is a good thing. It’s a real good thing what you done, Jesus, wishin’ those people into the cornfield.

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