Just because you call yourself ‘Ace’

Great fucking moments in goddamn blogging, Ace of Spades edition. SUCK IT LIBTARDS:

As Predicted: National Media Only Picks Up Filner Story After Democratic Party Officially Asks for His Resignation
by Ace Of Spades | 25 Jul 2013 | Breibart.com

Mind you, this story has been big for about two weeks. But they refused to cover it earlier– doing so might have cast the party fighting the War on Women in a bad light. Might have made them look like, I don’t know, hypocrites maybe? Opportunists? Soulless cogs in a corporate machine selling Marxism and misery?

So, I called the shot:

Home run, maaan.

Write it down: Ace of Spades predicts liberal media will remain silent about Filner until something something the Democratic Party. Thursday July 25th, 5:55 p.m. Wait, woah – what’s that?

Less than three hours later THE ASSOCIATED PRESS BROKE THE EMBARGO. Because the DEMOCRATIC PARTY SOMETHING SOMETHING. Cue Jim Carrey.

YES.

Ha Ha. And just to rub Ace’s gorilla-balls properly, because you can’t just leave that to assumptions – a fusillade of FUCK YOU fired at his berserker enemies, we, who are goddamn stoopid – you go and check the Associated Press and . .

. . you see they were covering it all along. Starting weeks before. In fact, TIME magazine, which is a country-wide media entity, and is available to Americans in all 50 states, which passes for a damn fine test of the concept of “national,” posted this little thing days before Ace even thought to begin to maybe perhaps point his cock at The Upper Left Bleachers to highlight His Home Run:

So it’s obvious just how miserable, Marxist, misogynist, soulless, single-dimensional, brazen and fucking stupid we are because oops, damn, and how does this internet thing work again? Whereas he is, above all others, the ACE of SPADES.

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